him: this is bobby
me Bobby how can i help you today?
him :i had a zero calorie breakfast today
him: yes, I ate my sister
me (who really wasn’t paying attention) “Oh that’s nice)
him. do you know how long it took me?
me, No sir?
him 10, or 20 minutes
me 20 minutes
him Your right
at this point i realize what he is saying I freaked and hung up.
Note to self, maybe going to work on sunday is not a good idea