Rachel : Mom how long has it been?
Me. : 25 minutes
Rachel : OHHHhhhh shoot that means i only have 5 minutes to wash my hair
Me : Oh!
Rachel : Ohhhh better make it 35 so I have time to condition my hair
me : Okay.
Oh and I have to buy apple scented shampoo and conditioner, because that’s what she wants to smell like, it’s “fantastic”
wow, I suddenly have a -girl-
Then she shouts out
“I wish I had a skateboard”
“yes, I wish I had one because there’s some things all you need is a skateboard for”